She Is Seeing Red

 n ow i’m not gone call no names, but- actually, that’s not true. Mr. Shaquille O’Neal, please step up to the podium. Shaq is a NBA Hall of Famer, with a resume as long as his feet. despite possessing illustrious credentials, Shaq insists on leaning into an oafish, get-off-my-lawn type shtick that makes his wafer-thin basketball analysis unbearable. just last night, after Donovan Mitchell scored 36 points to secure the win for the soaring Utah Jazz, Shaq stated, “you are one of my favorite players, but you don’t have what it takes to get to that next level.” To which, a sheepishly-grinned Mitchell said “aight” in response. hmm. this encounter comes weeks after Shaq told Christian Wood, ON THE “INSIDE THE NBA” STAGE, that he “wasn’t familiar with his game”, moments after incorrectly declared he wasn’t talented but he plays hard. i just- HUH????? Christian Wood correctly called him a casual, because that’s what he is. Shaquille O’Neal is a casual. i’m just curious as to how we are ex...

we are in a panny. a ponderosa. a pizzeria. a panini. lol seriously. we are in a pandemic & sports are still being played. we can argue the brass tacks of continuing sports whist the deaths caused by COVID-19 continue to accumulate, but that’s not *really* why we are here. we are here because nearly TWENTY games have been postponed due to health & safety protocols associated with COVID-19. it’s apparent that we are dealing with some type of outbreak (potentially traced back to the Wizards, who have not played their last 4 games), so why hasn’t the NBA (read ADAM SILVER) considered a hiatus? instead of temporarily suspending the season, the NBA has placed a ban on hugging. because coronavirus runs rampant when players embrace one another but opts to remain in situ during 48 minutes of game play. are you not embarrassed, Adam? this is a business. i know. you know. we know. but then you think about Karl-Anthony Towns & what you think you know starts to muddle. a few days ago i...

it wasn’t until i saw the team’s official post that it dawned on me: the Harden era was really over. what can be said to sum up the 8 years as a Rockets fan? a lot, i KNOW. but how can you adequately cover such a franchise defining era without missing anything? i don’t think you can & i won’t try. however, i will say this: on October 27, 2012, Rockets fans had no idea what trading Jeremy Lamb & Kevin Martin to OKC would do for our franchise.  James Harden came to us with a small mohawk, full beard, & his Sixth Man of The Year trophy in tow. he would then slowly tick off statistical milestones only reached by the likes of Wilt Chamberlain, Michael Jordan, & Kobe Bryant. he managed to will the Rockets into playoff seeding his entire tenure with the team, often forced to drag thin, aging, & injured rosters to the finish line.  during the 2017-2018 season, Harden fine tuned his already elite game, launching him into the MVP conversation & firmly placing the...